Girls didn’t really take much interest in me until I was about 14. But I knew how to talk to them very quickly. What I figured out - that my friends didn’t - was you have to talk to women like you’re not constantly trying to have sex with them. That seemed to work.
Start with your dad.
If he’s already dead (or if you just never had one), start with your brother.
Or your cousin.
Or your uncle.
Or your grandfather.
Unless you are willing to start with every relative of yours who happens to be a man (or boy), your beliefs are self-contradictory and in dire need of adjustment.
youre gonna look so godamn cool
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
when someone you barely know jokes on you